Over 102935

Give Demotivational Poster


TAGS: earned not given man card
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - February 7, 2013, 9:30 pm
While I was at work; two neighborhood thugs tried to hassle my mother for money. When I came home she tolled me what the had done. I got my gun and tolled them where to get off and what would happen if the didn't. The never bothered her. Man points +100.
Vampyro - July 22, 2011, 6:39 am
I am going to print that and cut out the card 5L
Airman - July 6, 2011, 11:01 am
you're right Derek.. 6 is about it. I posted it because I thought the list was pretty dumb, and I meant to make a comment about that, but I ended up forgetting about it. Bomb away 440.. that list deserves it.. except, I did always want to be a. lumberjack
rubys - July 5, 2011, 11:15 pm
This an amazing blog post dude. You made some good points there. Thank you so much for sharing it. Kudos! I also wanna share this christmas lights article that we have.
Derek - July 5, 2011, 10:02 pm
Ugh, 6/15 maybe. Any "15/15" men left out there? Anywhere?
440wakeup - July 5, 2011, 10:00 pm
I'm not gonns bomb this but these make you a hill-billy not a man. where is quote godfellas at the appropriate time. When I was 15 I bet 2janitors I could carry a refrigerator up 3 flights of stares faster than the two of them could carry one fdridge up


TAGS: give me a sign
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

STP - September 8, 2013, 1:58 am
Interestingly, without looking at the answers, I thought: 1. FUNK 2. PULSE 3. SIX 4. PONDS 5. BOOKS 6. RANDOM
flutterdash123 - April 6, 2013, 4:52 pm
Wow, never expected that .3.
MercAlert - March 8, 2012, 6:36 pm
I actually only got 5 wrong. What can I say? I don't like condoms.
Airman - December 21, 2010, 3:34 pm
it is nice to see posters getting lots of votes again. Your changes worked Mr. M.
TheOne - December 21, 2010, 10:20 am
I feel retarded and cencored mind now,5L!
suenero - December 21, 2010, 4:57 am
A absolute complete 5L's!
hootizz - December 20, 2010, 11:30 pm
Love it.., not what I expected at all.., very funny..!! a 5L'er for sure...
SunnyDay - December 20, 2010, 8:05 pm
funny 5L
RandomPixilator - December 20, 2010, 7:08 pm
If this geezer was thinkin' what I was thinkin' THAT would be wrong. Eeeeww. Top poster btw LMAO


TAGS: give me a sign coors
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

house - June 2, 2011, 6:47 pm
440 - now i know your not an aussie as the only people who refuse to drink fosters are those from the country where its made
440wakeup - June 2, 2011, 1:34 pm
My favorite beer is FOSTERS but i'm tooo embarresed to order it in Public so I order AMSTEL LIGHT
Cloudchaser - June 2, 2011, 1:25 am
Right on! I always drink beer from micribreweries. My favorite being a local place called Smoky Mountain Brewery. Can't get any fresher than that!
spacedog - June 1, 2011, 7:50 pm

FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.


FORGIVENESS - "I pardon you."


TAGS: life melons lemons give look
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by caveman

Airman - December 13, 2011, 10:37 am
Sho - December 13, 2011, 10:26 am
Greeny - December 13, 2011, 5:53 am


TAGS: when life gives you lemons
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:13 am
If the brewery recommends doing that, don't buy that brand again. Go get something good.
EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:12 am
The only reason to squeeze citrus into beer is for the oil. It lays on top and stops the yeasty smell of poorly brewed beer.
Goatboy - September 19, 2012, 4:48 pm
This violates man law #7: No fruit in beer.
Arvantillian - June 11, 2011, 10:23 am
limes work much better

"DON'T GIVE UP" - easy to say, harder to follow.

TAGS: give hard
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by pratham

twill1962 - June 1, 2012, 7:04 pm
"We, who are about to die ..." Screw it, I'm leaving.

LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!

TAGS: more negative lions are given out by haters than positive ones by fans your low ratings may be a sign of respect your high rating may mean nothing at all comments and compliments mean more than lions
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm
3 fat f***s and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own p****es
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Ph**o, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a sh** in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so d*** disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...*****les.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy ***ks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of a**holes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm
5 HooRahs!

JUST GIVE IN - The moment one compromises their morals, is the time when one learns what it is like, to be successful in life.

TAGS: in life give up win
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by caveman

mariand - September 14, 2011, 6:45 am
Hmmm...5eem very tempting


TAGS: mask give man true face
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - March 8, 2013, 4:39 am
I concur... Which is what led to the creation of this... Apparently, thinking isn't as bad as it's made out to be these days...
GaryO - March 7, 2013, 8:01 pm
Man, that’s great verbiage, Rick. Really makes one think.
Greeny - March 7, 2013, 7:07 pm
Sho - March 7, 2013, 12:51 pm
Thanks lol. But still, this is really good. 5L
Rick69 - March 7, 2013, 10:58 am
Why thank you... But I'm afraid you haven't had a very good sample of 'fakes if you think this is good... Just head on over to Sho's & Greeny's where 'fakes like these are simply common materials...
caveman - March 7, 2013, 1:27 am
Best 'fake i've seen in a while


TAGS: bacon rose forgiven
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Ism

ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:30 pm
English... the forgotten language.
ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 2:30 pm
English... the forgotten language.


TAGS: courage try never give up
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - February 13, 2012, 8:46 pm
Will do.
Verdeckt - February 13, 2012, 8:02 pm
Don't forget to submit to Moti-Twist as well.
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 7:48 pm
I'll do my best. don't hold your breath though. great st5ff Sho as always :)
Sho - February 13, 2012, 7:16 pm
As long you return her in one piece lol
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 5:40 pm
I'm calling dibs on the white ch5ck when Sho is finished :)
mariand - February 13, 2012, 5:23 pm
quack ;)


TAGS: female christ forgive forget
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 25, 2015, 5:44 am
Mr. Lord could you email me and explain how I can reply to emails
ratfink95 - January 5, 2013, 12:07 am
Don't forget, they'd be brought up again and again every time.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 5:08 pm
forseti - November 29, 2010, 1:50 pm
The spear of LONGinus gets a totally new meaning, thanks ReLo! 5L
Occupo Noctis - August 30, 2010, 9:20 am
WERD(ship)! 5L!


TAGS: two words sounds like seggagive
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:20 am
How about, "Hawk! Punch!" Wait, that's spelled H-A-R-K. Thought I had something.
tatespa - September 27, 2012, 10:48 am
Comeon boys, I know I'm REAL latem but it's Falcon PUNCH!!!!
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:50 pm

It kinda has become a tradition.
ICEMAN - November 2, 2010, 7:43 pm
Yes. You're sleeping through them again, aren't you?
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:38 pm

Is it the holidays yet?
ICEMAN - November 2, 2010, 7:37 pm
@ rerun... Are you sure you didn't mean Manischewitz & some goose liver?
spacedog - November 2, 2010, 7:36 pm
****tails is only one word. Hm. Taxidermy Treat?
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 7:35 pm
Duck Soup? You quack me up Aggy!
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 7:33 pm
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:29 pm

it is getting close to dinner, maybe this is actually roast chicken in a burgendy wine marinade...
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 7:27 pm
Boy, do I feel stupid with my guess. How humiliating.
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 7:25 pm
Hawk Hooch?
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:24 pm

bird soup, so obvious in its simplicity
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 7:19 pm
spacedog - November 2, 2010, 7:18 pm
Peregrine Punch?
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 6:50 pm
Falcon Aide....OH YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:47 pm
I thought we told you to not lick the windows on the bus ride home from school anymore!
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:45 pm
My hair tastes like blue! Bat Man touched me!
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:45 pm
Sure fat head, keep telling yourself that.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:43 pm
They protect me from the flying balloons and meaner kids who tease me.
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:36 pm
Great airman, like aggy needs any bigger of a head... Mr. M is spending a fortune on custom sized baseball caps for him.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:19 pm
I'm sharp like that.
Airman - November 2, 2010, 6:15 pm
boy, nothing gets by you
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:10 pm
Is it Falcon Aide?

I PRAYED FOR A BIKE - After three years I gave up and stole one. Then I prayed for forgiveness. Now I know the system.

You -

TAGS: astley rickroll you never gonna give up
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by Morgan

Khatmonsuk - January 2, 2009, 12:51 pm
And never gonna make me cry.
Sean - December 28, 2008, 9:11 pm
Hilarious. Love the text.

SOMETIMES IN LIFE - Sometimes in life you know when to give up.

TAGS: give up
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by FatHeadedBlonde

FatHeadedBlonde - August 5, 2011, 2:48 am
Why thank you, I've been looking at Motifake for about 6 months and I just randomly thought of this.
Reality Lord - August 4, 2011, 7:06 pm

first poster submitted...niiiiice.

Everything has a beginning -


TAGS: life gives you lemons
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by Budog

TheGoat - September 19, 2010, 4:24 am
One of the nicest bits of Ph**oshop work I've seen in quite a while! 5L



TAGS: gives the best presents
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

rerun - May 27, 2012, 9:29 am

I remember this from MSNBC, great article.


TAGS: give up on hope life
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by caveman

gas - February 9, 2012, 12:53 pm
lol I can see the cars passing behind at full speed, very ni5e
caveman - February 8, 2012, 11:54 pm
haha, I think i'll stick with the goal of becoming a sports journalist.....Superbowl here i come.
Verdeckt - February 8, 2012, 11:28 pm
Have you con5idered giving Uni away?


TAGS: forgive or forget
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by mariand

motifayk - November 18, 2011, 10:43 am
At times its frustrating when I am sure that a particular poster is better than a 1L but then I smile and say.... Make another one... it will be alright... Keep making :-)
mariand - November 18, 2011, 12:57 am
yup..it's for haters, bombers or those who don't get the idea expressed by a poster
TwistedNinjaPirate - November 17, 2011, 7:35 pm
You commented on your own poster....
mariand - November 17, 2011, 4:47 pm
HEY, you can do better than that... 0L seems fair to me

ART THEFT - Hey lazy, DeviantART would like their miniscule amounts of talent back.

TAGS: emo heart i give you my
Rating: 2.43/5
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:08 am
WTF! Magritte has been used as a motifake before, why should some ****ty cartoon be any more revered?
Porcelina - October 2, 2008, 7:15 pm
Hey f***ass, that picture is everywhere
Captain Douchebag - August 11, 2008, 9:44 pm
DeviantART can go f*** itself. They trace and steal art, then b**** about it when they get found out.
thehattinninja - August 11, 2008, 9:32 pm
hey a-hole. deviantart would like an apology now

It Is Inevitable -

TAGS: day of the birth givers calendar
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Greeny

MissPriss - May 14, 2013, 6:02 pm
But it doesn't last forever...bahaha. 5L handfuls for ya Greeny.


Brain Molestation -

TAGS: stupid moron brain seizure red bull gives you wings not gas
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

MissPriss - March 6, 2014, 10:47 am
Red Bull gives you wings...it's her time of the month...out of stock of ALWAYS pads at the local Wallys ...enough said.
EmilioDumphque - March 5, 2014, 3:00 pm
Probably her "newly ex" boyfriend's car.

RED BULL - Be careful where you drink it.

TAGS: red bull gives you wings
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 7:29 pm
evrybody was kung-fu f5ghting - this kid is fast as l5ghtning - g55d stuff :)

GIVE UP - They now have control of the media... all is lost.

TAGS: give up
Rating: 2.83/5
ItDOESMatter - November 21, 2010, 3:34 am
I'ma in yo neyzpaypa writin mah colom. Jeez, get it right next time!
STP - August 15, 2009, 3:24 am
Suspected it, had to confirm it...that was from the Houston Chronicle, my hometown newspaper, 6/6/07.
mOtee fayk CaTs - August 1, 2008, 1:28 am
I can haz wurld dictatershipp now??

AMERICAN JESUS SAYS... - Let He who is without sin Cast the first bullet.

TAGS: forgive me for my pixels i know not what i do
Rating: 2.54/5

More motifakes by Mooooooooooooooooooo

MustyK - October 21, 2009, 11:38 pm
Absolute Crap

Life -

TAGS: life gives you lemons make lemonade but sometimes there are too many lemons
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - November 8, 2015, 9:14 am
So true, especially as the social/emotional demands of the holidays approach. I only got just so much sugar! Excellent, Silvy! 5L


TAGS: let rover come over and give ya a bone of his own
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

jameswnash - August 16, 2010, 9:58 pm
Her on time at band camp
Fozzwad - May 2, 2010, 9:47 pm
Now this is funny. I mean - I've heard it before in about a dozen emails, but at least its an attempt at a good poster. If unoriginal.
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:43 am
but will she call in the morning? "Here, Boy, 'mere boy" 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2010, 8:38 am
5L.....you dirty, dirty man.
rerun - April 23, 2010, 1:54 am

My best friend, my peanut b***er.....
Kubi - April 23, 2010, 1:16 am
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 12:56 am
Perfect! 5L's, i like that font to Bone
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:31 pm
Great. A perfect motifake.

HI YA KIDS... - Wait, where are ya going? Aren't ya gonna give Grampa a hug? And introduce me to your friends? Why are you crying?


ALTRUISM - The best thing you can do for poor people is not be one of them - Steve Harvey

TAGS: share give poor rich steal
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Sho

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 1:58 pm
True enough. Hand a bum a 20, or run a company that can employ 2000 of them?

NEVER GIVE UP - Sometimes to follow the path you need to stretch and bend a little bit.

I GIVE UP - because my motifake was rejected

TAGS: fail giveup epic anger
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by mathewloki

showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:39 am
a legit drive by shooting...
Shaq123 - January 29, 2011, 11:16 pm
Don't Hate, Appreciate XD
TheOne - January 29, 2011, 7:35 pm
Watch Out... I Think This May Be New Austrailia 1L Poster.

I - Am like a thief in the night to you. I can creep up inside you and consume you. I'm a disease of the mind that can control you. I feel like a monster. Am I getting too close for comfort?

TAGS: resistance is futile give up
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - September 3, 2011, 11:00 pm
Rihanna*. And yes, her song inspired me to make this 1
the1stCOMMI3 - September 3, 2011, 10:59 pm
Rhianna lyric5

JOHN LEMON - All we are saying is give lemonade a chance ...

TAGS: john lemon give lemonade chance
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 3:10 pm
Imagine all the fruit living life in peace. You may say that I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.

DEMANDING - Apparently the 72 virgins they get in heaven isn't enough. Tomorrow they'll be demanding free speach.


TAGS: take all it gives you
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Greeny - October 10, 2012, 9:30 pm




TAGS: give hope to the kitchenless
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Sparrowgirl - June 13, 2010, 6:17 pm
nice 5L
pzykosiz - June 1, 2010, 12:06 am
a tad disturbed, but well made 5l's
Bartimaeus - May 31, 2010, 11:23 pm
Snitches get glitches!
Bartimaeus - May 31, 2010, 11:22 pm
Haters? In the motifake hood? lol My digital fo' fo' make sure all their kids don't grow. *click**click**bang**bang*
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 11:11 pm
I figured it was dark enough to get me the haters.
Bartimaeus - May 31, 2010, 11:01 pm
lol That is too f***ing brilliant! 5/5
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:54 pm
Thanks, DSA... if only I could reach that level.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 30, 2010, 9:43 pm
WOW...it's like you are channeling Sean! lol

LOVE - Is a gift you can share with everyone

TAGS: love gift share everyone give
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Mistyblu

Mistyblu - March 5, 2012, 1:08 pm
posted in motitwist..thanks!
Sho - March 2, 2012, 12:13 am
You should post at Moti-Twist

DAMMIT PHYDEAUX - GIVE IT UP! You're never going to get this right and it's too late anyhow...

TAGS: phydeaux mever gives up and thats not always such a good thign
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

lesterinside - March 25, 2010, 8:55 pm
here are my 5 Bounty hunters.

DRIFT AWAY - Give me the beat boys and free my soul, I want to get lost in your rock n' roll and drift away.

TAGS: drift away give me beat
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Budog

Airman - April 10, 2012, 7:10 pm
Dobie Gray
CloudchaserS - April 7, 2012, 10:00 am
Ladies who rock are ***y!

RON - You've gotta give him credit for his photo's.

TAGS: ron give him credit for his ph**o s
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by MustyK

ronsart - February 21, 2010, 1:58 am
thx Mr. MustyK...my god...u a busy lil bee with so many posters...get back to work and take a bathroom break tomorrow...some classic,s...good for you!

SOUP-OR-BOWL? - Neither really do it for me. I much prefer the side of crackers.

TAGS: bad play on words i know but give me a break i ve been gone a while
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:03 am
Not too shabby. Not too shabby at all!

RED BULL - Doesn't always give you wings.

MOTHER NATURE - ~A Mother gives without asking for anything in return. A Mother provides without asking for sustenance. A Mother loves, only asking we love her in return.~

TAGS: mother nature gives everything nothing
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

autumnspirit - February 12, 2011, 2:11 am
Motivational indeed. Not funny.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 12, 2011, 1:02 am
I feel motivated....why is that?......If I wanted to feel good about myself.....I'd call a h***er......1L for missing the point.


TOURIST DISTRACTION - "Give me the cameraaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"


TAGS: forgive forget sea fish
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by gas

Verdeckt - August 5, 2011, 2:54 am
gas - August 4, 2011, 7:52 pm
glad it made you laugh xD, thx ^^
Reality Lord - August 4, 2011, 7:05 pm

lol'd=5. awesome dude :)

REVENGE - I will forgive my enemies. But I will never forget their names.

TAGS: enemies forgive revenge
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by bugybugy

Faceplant31 - April 8, 2010, 4:42 pm
I like it. 5L


TAGS: forgive me
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

Iconoclast - March 17, 2010, 2:27 pm
Aye, and the picture is of a nice, friendly Catholic Church, right on the strip.

SUNDAY - Us. You. What's up?

TAGS: i must admit i actually give a puck about the outcome
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

CANADA - February 20, 2010, 10:10 pm
It dont matter because Canada is going to win gold
GreyScorpion - February 20, 2010, 10:08 pm
lot smack being laid down
spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:40 pm
Doh, just found the forum thread.
spacedog - February 20, 2010, 1:38 pm
I'm not sure what you mean GS. Just the avatar or (dun Dun DUN!) passwords?
GreyScorpion - February 20, 2010, 12:37 pm
I propose a friendly wager against my esteemed Canadian counterparts. The Bet?? your avatar for one week.
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 8:46 pm
Wow, Canada. Good link. Seeing how I don't have 18 grand just lying around, I think I might just catch the game on NBC.
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:41 pm
So since the last time I talked to any of youz, NIK entered a contest with the Flyers and frickin won two tix to the Winter Classic. Amsome can't even describe how sweet that experience was.
CANADA - February 19, 2010, 8:39 pm
hey Vegie look here....http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/tix/1608470716.html
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 8:38 pm
It's soooooo on!
CANADA - February 19, 2010, 8:36 pm
ya, as a team they didn't play so well last night. but there was almost a couple of fights. SUI was playing kinda dirty
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 8:35 pm
I'm by no means a big hockey fanatic, but I read that scalpers are looking for upward of $2K per ticket for this game. Jesus Christ...
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:31 pm
Still haven't seen a game yet. Caught the last 3 min of the last one. Hey wasn't the team that took you guys to OT, the one we beat 5-1 or there aboot?
CANADA - February 19, 2010, 8:29 pm
Heatley played well too
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:24 pm
Flippin sid. Hate that lil somb****!
CANADA - February 19, 2010, 8:22 pm
he won that shootout
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 8:22 pm
Sid the Kid has me a lotta bit worried...
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:19 pm
You were about to say that by the end of the game you can just go ahead and cover that face in stars and stripes?
CANADA - February 19, 2010, 8:19 pm
Like you guys stand a chance. you have the same coach as the Maple leafs
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 8:17 pm
LOL! I was about to say...
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:16 pm
I'm a little slow.....got reading the comments before I actually read the poster....
MO - February 19, 2010, 8:15 pm
Sunday is when it's really on!! Hockey night!!! And it's gonna be a good one! US and Canada.....
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 8:14 pm
Canada ain't gonna do shiot except get smashed on their home turf!!!!!!!!!!!!*Throws arms up* WHAT? WHAT?!!!!
Produceman117 - February 19, 2010, 8:12 pm
Hell yeah, Faceplant! Anybody else down for some sh*t talking through the weekend? (go USA)
Faceplant31 - February 19, 2010, 8:08 pm
Canada is going down! Yea, thems be fighting words!


TAGS: how do you give shoulders
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by Greeny

culos - March 1, 2011, 5:36 am
for ****-heads I guess

LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT - It's a dead giveaway

TAGS: last will testament dead giveaway
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by STP

Sean - June 15, 2009, 10:57 pm
I'm not a fan of the pun to no-where, but I will give this a 5 just so you don't think last of me.

KNOWING YOUR BIBLE - Can provide many blessings... (like a free coke from an foolish Agnostic)


TAGS: memory loss caregiver perspective sorrow
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 20, 2014, 11:22 am

lgvernon - June 20, 2014, 11:21 am

We are watching a family friend disappear. Very early onset. Tragic.
Airman - June 20, 2014, 1:58 am
my number 2 son's father in law just passed last month from alzheimers. Same age as me. A very successful dentist. It took 5 years from the onset. Just sad. 350 people attended the memorial service
rerun - June 19, 2014, 7:45 pm

Very intense.

sorrow -

TAGS: monster guilt forgiveness shame
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

EmilioDumphque - February 24, 2014, 3:00 am
Man, if I was you, I'd kill myself. Hang on, I'll see if I can find you a pistol.
Sho - February 23, 2014, 1:24 pm
That moment when you keep scrolling up and down because it's that good. 5L
GaryO - February 23, 2014, 1:10 pm
Oh, sure, yet another profound poster….my left eye involuntarily closing while the rest of my face takes on the appearance of a goat trying to whistle……damm demotigasms
lgvernon - February 23, 2014, 12:55 pm

Yes. Yes, you have. Now aren't you ashamed of yourself? 5L

Always Give Up -

TAGS: french girls always give up
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

Ism - May 3, 2013, 1:27 am
I am a big fan of the French... we in USA would be Speaking the Queen's English if not for their help ^,~
CloudchaserS - May 2, 2013, 11:51 pm
Yeah, but they're bad to start fights (The French/Gauls started something like 167 wars in 2,000 years)

Forgiveness -

TAGS: forgive church sign
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Greeny - April 11, 2014, 10:04 pm
This of course defies rules regarding melon logic
lgvernon - April 11, 2014, 7:38 pm

rerun - April 11, 2014, 7:12 pm

Spill it....maybe a poor choice of words.
JesusWept - April 11, 2014, 6:14 pm
Thanks :)
lgvernon - April 11, 2014, 5:44 pm

You have no idea all the things I'd like to say~~all of them completely inappropriate. 5Ls

There There -

Twisted Words -

TAGS: sentence read different meaning will giveaway material goods
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

GaryO - January 30, 2014, 8:59 am

reality check -

TAGS: julie andrews sarah brightman singing off key just give it up
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 20, 2013, 11:35 pm
Glad you liked it. I really like Julie Andrews' voice, buuuuuut.... LOL! There's no shame in retirement. Once Cary Grant retired, he stayed retired.
Silverheart - October 20, 2013, 10:29 pm

I love Sarah Brightman, but... I have to agree. Her voice started declining about 10 years ago.

Precisely -




TAGS: twilight host divergent giver movies
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2014, 1:12 am
It was her brother.
Sho - August 17, 2014, 10:33 pm
Divergent didnt had a third wheel in it
Silverheart - August 17, 2014, 4:30 pm

It's more than just the movie industry that churns out repetitive drek over and over. But I agree, this template has worn out it's welcome.


TAGS: enemy don t give a ****
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - February 2, 2013, 12:11 pm
I sat on that pic for days - I still think it could have been better - thanks anyway.
Doggit - February 2, 2013, 11:22 am
Great pic and great follow up subtitle. 5Ls

WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS. - When god gives you lemons it's obviously his subtle way of telling you to make a lemon meringue pie.

TAGS: god gives lemon meringue pie
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

Reality Lord - March 26, 2013, 6:43 am

Cave johnson might like to see this poster submitted to Motitwist :)
Reality Lord - March 26, 2013, 6:41 am

I'm gonna get my engineers to come up with a combustable lemon and then i'm gonna se it to burn Lifes house down
falloutghoul - March 25, 2013, 10:37 pm
I don't want your d*** lemons!


TAGS: valentine love forgive with chocolates
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

tellitlikeitis - February 10, 2011, 8:07 pm
The same thing happened to me? Great poster, love the picture. 5 L's for you.
Greeny - February 10, 2011, 2:52 pm
The Auto Log-in Didn't Work When I Uploaded This One...


TAGS: take give world
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Sho

Krickit - March 11, 2013, 6:18 pm
HA HA HA HA HA (5 of em)


TAGS: is it the icewater in his veins that gives him the icicle
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

ICEMAN - June 19, 2010, 12:09 am
Yep, I prefer chillin'. Nice Scorp.


pickle jar? -

TAGS: pickle jars give women problems
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Krickit

Bullridinwenck - April 22, 2013, 2:51 pm
yall can see she is just hiding her arms behind her and her man is behind her flexing
Greeny - April 17, 2013, 5:26 pm
Like Dean Martin said: "I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up."
GaryO - April 17, 2013, 3:11 pm
S-o-o-o, does she have arms at all, or is she holding onto something?
EmilioDumphque - April 17, 2013, 2:35 pm
I predict bruises on some lucky man's loins.


TAGS: unforgiven movie clint banning
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Bartimaeus - March 12, 2010, 12:53 am
lol I love The Unforgiven, especially that half-blind guy with the sh**gun. He reminds me of my paw.



ANONYMITY - Though this job apparently pays well...no one wants to write home about their days behind the glory hole. Things could get sticky.

TAGS: poster fodder forgive the gutter mind bacon jesus religion keep your bible handy this is one hell of a ride nice camera btw
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 10:14 pm
Actually, it's Pat's Place ***ering off. Prison would be far less mild.
GreyScorpion - March 6, 2010, 9:52 pm
looks like Pat's Place, In Prison
spacedog - March 6, 2010, 9:35 pm
Good poster Bart, 5Ls.


TAGS: i dont give a crap
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Nand

[email protected] - March 18, 2010, 11:43 pm
If i can't post hyped up on AMP energy drinx and vodka, I don't want 2 live 2B a 100, I don't live to see the end ofthe week, I don't want to live another hour.
Cubbybear - March 18, 2010, 10:33 pm
Guess which group is happier?
Bob D. Sailor - March 18, 2010, 10:22 pm
5L for I am in the 2nd group.


OOPS! - And they reckon women drivers are bad...

TAGS: nsfw lol i ll give you nsfw
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by RandomPixilator

hootizz - June 28, 2010, 5:25 am
Boat 18, Boat 18, come in please Boat 18 your time is up........., ahh Boat 81 are you ok..??


GREAT MOTHERS - “A mother's love is patient and forgiving when all others are forsaking, it never fails or falters, even though the heart is breaking”


IT IS TOO DAMN EARLY - Just give me copious amounts of coffee and nobody will get hurt

THE WAY TO A WOMAN'S HEART - A Vineyard Or A Home Could Be Helpful In Many Cases But After All Everything Went Downhill From There

TAGS: don t give up and find your wine queen
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - April 7, 2010, 3:33 am
it's just seems as if you're fan of any alcohol, aggy! ;)
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 3:17 am
Nice. I'm fan of the vino, though. And disappointed women.


TAGS: bed wetter cubbybear we forgive you
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by ronsart

BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 2:14 pm
*it's in the works* what
ronsart - November 14, 2009, 1:55 pm
Cubby everyone so happy you back...now Bone can pick on you...lol
LogicDude - August 1, 2009, 9:19 pm
Check out the "August Calendar" challenge by RON in the Forum!
LogicDude - August 1, 2009, 8:28 pm
Oh where oh where has our Cubbybear gone? Oh where oh where can he beeeeeeee?

OTHERS... - ...are my main concern. When I notice something of mine, I steal it and give it to others.

TAGS: steal give
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

rerun - November 20, 2010, 11:48 am

thnaks swamp...I will take the text here to heart, for I have borrowed this image for a motitwist poster.


HELLO, SCIENTOLOGY - We are anonymous. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.

TAGS: anonymous sciengology legion forgive forget
Rating: 2.32/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

barockeva - December 13, 2008, 11:00 am
4****, just as g** as scientology.
John Smith - December 1, 2008, 4:23 am
What's wrong ANONOMOUS? You going to sue us? Go ahead, sue our a**es!
ANONOMOUS - December 1, 2008, 3:07 am
omg who is the fag that posted this!?
Captain Douchebag - July 12, 2008, 2:13 pm
I didn't realize /b/ still existed.
/b/ - July 12, 2008, 12:00 pm

NEVER GONNA - Give you up.

TAGS: astley never gonna give you up
Rating: 1.57/5

More motifakes by Kevin

yon - January 2, 2009, 11:58 pm
this will either be the most epic tunnel ever or no one will ever want to start it.
Elwood - November 17, 2008, 5:40 am

Preparing for taco night -

TAGS: please forgive grainy picture
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - October 20, 2016, 12:26 pm
chuckle, chuckle....Thanks Cern!
concern3 - October 20, 2016, 4:52 am
In this case the only measurement required would be the a**. UP yours
mizzdizz - October 19, 2016, 5:33 pm
Chuck has a truly fine bum, so definitely not. He's also got a smaller hip measurement.
EmilioDumphque - October 19, 2016, 4:25 pm
Isn't that Chuck Norris?

Math -

TAGS: math equations apples give take
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 11:14 pm
Nope! Didn't graduate. I also flunked kindergarten! LOL!
MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 6:49 pm
Dammmn you grade 12 graduates! Teehee
mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 1:24 am
I drove my teachers nuts! I always wanted to know what was going to be done with that many apples/oranges, and isn't the speed limit 65, so they're gonna get a ticket so that's an extra 25 min., and 2 trains going opposite directions are gonna crash . . .
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 12:15 am
thanks 'cern
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 12:14 am
Me either, but, I do believe that if a train leaves your place at 2:00pm at 10 mph from your house that leaves you with enough apples to turn into a few good bottles of wine...teehee.
concern3 - February 21, 2015, 6:10 pm
well said 5er
JesusWept - February 21, 2015, 5:09 pm
I suck at math. But i can count to 5

Tell me what you see -

TAGS: liar liar on the wall give the world to me wasteland or a monarchy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

concern2 - December 7, 2017, 4:52 am
Excellent JOB, UP yours
Cloudy - December 2, 2017, 4:03 am
In the original story, Pinocchio squished that cricket